Yes. This is real life. This guy sent me the same exact (and obviously well used) pick-up line twice, and within a 24 hour period at that.
This, my dear readers, is what I refer to as the Forgetful Creep.
Forgetful Creeps tend to revisit OkCupid profiles of the same woman more than once, and usually forget that they’ve already contacted you, and you weren’t even interested the first time around. But now, it seems somewhat desperate.
However, this is an anomaly in the realm of Forgetful Creeps, since he sent me the same exact message, instead of something new. Seeing as the message was sent after 3 AM, I’d blame the drunken stupor for his amnesia. - K
I played as warrior Female Hawke, by the way.
Isabela: Girl, you stupid, but you’re a good friend and good company.
Merrill: You little sweetheart, I believe in you.
Varric: We cool.
Aveline: Lighten up; the law isn’t always right. That said, thanks for being my tank.
Bethany: Nice of you to join us.
Anders: I said I loved you out of pity. You’re a fucking terrorist and I’m glad I killed you.
Fenris: Fuck you 100% you murderous piece of shit. I’m glad I got to kill you, too.
Photo credit: me, motherfucker.