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Dinosaurs will forever be the sexiest beings to have walked the Earth.
Schooling Is In Session of the Day: 17-year-old Don’t Flop regular Bradley “Blizzard” Green learns an important lesson about losing a rap battle from his English teacher, Mark Grist.
(Starts @ 2:20.)
[b3ta.]
Daaaaamn, teach!
Skyrim Valentine’s Day Cards by Jemma Salume
Jemma’s special VDay cards are perfect for the wandering Redguard or feral Khajiit you’re been questing after. The Thieve’s Guild stole all my belongings, Valentine, but you stole my heart.
Artist: deviantart / twitter / livejournal
(via Jemma’s tumblr: oxboxer)
BEST EVER
@xJxVx
Hah! I get it.
![ericsandt:
thedailywhat:
Taco Bell For Breakfast of the Day: Taco Bell will begin offering breakfast foods in select locations from a new menu called “FirstMeal.”
Ten Western states will take part in the initial roll-out, which will involve the introduction of a variety of breakfast burritos and wraps. A partnership with Cinnabon means you now have another place to get your Cinnabon on.
Locations in Eastern states are expected to start serving breakfast in 2013. Taco Bell will also test the addition of breakfast items to their late-night menu later this year.
[eater / abcnews.]
Wow, took them long enough.
If they serve breakfast until, say, noon, and start up again at, like, 10pm or 11pm, they will tap into such a crucial market… I’m actually a little excited for this.](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf8xlNew21qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Taco Bell For Breakfast of the Day: Taco Bell will begin offering breakfast foods in select locations from a new menu called “FirstMeal.”
Ten Western states will take part in the initial roll-out, which will involve the introduction of a variety of breakfast burritos and wraps. A partnership with Cinnabon means you now have another place to get your Cinnabon on.
Locations in Eastern states are expected to start serving breakfast in 2013. Taco Bell will also test the addition of breakfast items to their late-night menu later this year.
Wow, took them long enough.
If they serve breakfast until, say, noon, and start up again at, like, 10pm or 11pm, they will tap into such a crucial market… I’m actually a little excited for this.
SOTU: The address’s only laugh line, President Obama’s “spilled milk joke,” flopped worse than last year’s “smoked salmon joke.”
[video: gotcha.]
FLOPPED?! I PEED MY PANTS!
Just remembered this one time, I was at a show in the Rathskellar and i saw some friend I rarely see, whom I knew from some class we had together, sitting at the bar. I went over and said hi and he offered to buy me a drink. I told him I don’t drink, but I was kind of tired and would take an energy drink instead. He said, “Oh, nah… Nevermind.” Hah… Dick.
To a boy I suspect is sitting in the wrong seat:
“YOU’RE Becca? Okay… Cool.”
20 minutes later, I realize that boy’s a girl.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Person L - OK
Brand new song from their split 7-inch with Weatherbox.
Out February 7th via Youth Conspiracy Records.
Pre-Order Here - Limited copies, selling out fast.
Really digging this song. So glad I got the split today. :-)
How…?
I saw this a bit ago. You cut an orange in half, take out the orangey parts, fill each half with Jello, and when it’s done and Jelloey, cut into thirds or whatever. :-)
YOU ARE OLD of the Day: John Scalzi introduces his 13-year-old daughter Athena — who was born half a decade after the MP3 was invented — to the music delivery system of yore: The LP.
[kottke.]
FAKE! THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLDS ARE BAD ACTORS!
