Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
This looks fun!
omg i cant believe what yahoo said this time they’re going to destroy tumblr
THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING, YOU GULLIBLE FUCKS.
BUT THEY’RE NOT LINED!! They’re not… LINED!i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
STEP 10
I just figured out that Ted Mosby has been explaining to his kids how he met their mother for 67.47 hours total, assuming an average episode runs 22 minutes, and his storytelling is happening at the same speed as the events of the show. He is history’s greatest monster. Also, so am I for being curious about this and figuring it out.
